Tony Zony Balogna's Post

So….if you didn’t know, the kids are dancing these days, especially in the Tone Zone. If you’ve never been, it’s a glorius place that smells like fabric softner and tastes like fresh watermelon and where The Champagne flows like a heavy menstrual cycle. June is a great time to visit as it just happens to be the celebritory month in which the Zone dropped from it’s mothers birthing canal. The cord was cut, the ass was slapped and the Tone took off, kicking down the hospital doors. The rest is history. So back up off the wall, grab a High Life, slip on those dusty dance shoes, and step into the Tone Zone where it’s always 120 BPM. And, hey…don’t skip over those hip-hop songs…Nater!!! New Shit!!! (insert noon whistle sound).

Musical Morsels III

The Roots Rising Down (feat. Mos Def & Sytles P)
Oh…hello there. Welcome to the Tone Zone. Hope everyone’s packed their towels…it’s gonna get pretty sweaty in here.

The Cool Kids Gold and a Pager
If you aren’t flossin’ in the Zone….then get the f*$% out. Chicago reppin.

The Bird and The Bee Because
Just take a moment to relax, sip on that Champagne of Beers, throw on your swimsuit and get ready to dive in!

Atmosphere The Things That Hate Us
Who needs a rearview? Why pay attention to what’s behind you….just look towards the future. Now would also be a good time to ingest any drugs you may smuggled into the Zone. BTW…you didn’t have to sneak em’ in, and I’m pretty sure noone else wants any from you considering your hiding spot.

J-Live The Zone (feat. Charli 2na)
I play what the f*$# I want.. Yes, Charli please put us in the Zone.

Holy Fuck Royal Gregory
What more can I say, that their name hasn’t already said. No vocalist + 3 keyboardist’s + a drummer + an assload of distortion pedels = I think I’m in love. Please blast the Shit out of this track as loud as possible!

Ratatat Wildcat
WARNING: Couglies are know to attack in the Zone. Please do not feed them food….only booze.

Crystal Castles Crimewave (Crystal Castles Vs Health)
Hey. Hey. Hey. If you don’t like nice breasts in the Zone….then get the f$#@ out!

Baje One Computer Rock (feat. King Cutta & Starpower)
Thuggish.

Musles Jerk
Hey Muscles. I love you. I want to have your babies. Hey Muscles. I Love You. I want to have your babies! We don’t hate…even Australians are allowed in the Zone….escpecillay one’s named Muscles!

Cut Copy Out There On The Ice
I want to throw an orgy swinger pool party and have Cut Copy play. If you* are at all interested please shoot me an email….and only an email*
* Dude’s need not apply….please no dudes.

Neon Neon I Lust U (feat. Cate Le Bon)
Seriously go buy this whole album if you like 80’s concept albums. Collabo between producer Boom Bip & Gruff Rhys, lead singer of Super Furry Animals (if you don’t know, go check ‘em). Also, Neon Neon will be opening up for Cut Copy at the orgy swinger pool party.

Boys Noize Oh! (A-Trak Remix)
If you aren’t already peaking from that pill yet….Boys Noize is here to help.

The Kills Getting Down
Hard not to sing along to this one., the words are very complicated.

Architecture In Helsinki Hold Music
Hypnotic. Do we have a new Talking Heads?

Hercules & Love Affair Raise Me Up
Starting the downward swing, and starting to see the light at the end of the Tone Zone.

Midnight Juggernauts Shadows
This track was almost my opening blaster, but I think I like it right here…a deep killer cut…it’s what the Zone was built on.

Portishead We Carry On
If you’ve been living in a cave, and haven’t dug into Portishead, please do yourself a favor…take a rock off of the wall and bash your head with it. Luckily for you this is only their 3rd album, which only took 11 years between studio albums for them to release.

Portugal. The Man My Mind
By now, let’s cool down. Take in everything we’ve experienced during our time spend in the Tone Zone. I hope all of you are able to experience the Tone Zone live-in-person, because I’ll tell you it’s something else.